im not alone because the tv's on
i bought freaking scented freaking pads.
https://reductress.com/post/6-gorges-to-scream-into-when-you-accidentally-buy-scented-tampons/?slide=1
oops! you accidentally bought scented tampons, and since we all know returning tampons would be weird, the next week of your life is going to be a living, artificially scented hell. here are some cavernous gorges you can violently wail into the moment you realize your tragic mistake.
this just shows how much of the world i have been missing out on the last three years not getting my period (because of birth control.) i didn't even know scented pads existed until now. i desperately want to go back on the pill but i have to wait until my health insurance begins for the new year, because i got kicked off my moms.
can you tell i won't be entered into any gift wrapping competitions?
